Cusher Barbering

Worst haircut ever. Went in with 5" of hair all around. Told her I was growing it out, please only shave my neck and clean up around my ears. I sat in the chair facing a tv and after awhile noticed she was watching it while cutting! She looked up at the tv between each snip. Sometimes cutting whil;e watching the tv. But, I notice too late. My hair is now 1/4" all the way around and up to the crown, where it suddenly is 5" long. No taper or anything. I look like a bald man with a bad toupee on top, though I actually have a full head of hair that is just butchered! Guess I will be shaving it for winter instead of growing it out.