James Wade Smith Attorney At Law

I have a cheap metal fence. A neighbor kid keeps hitting his head against it. I heard J. Wade Smith was the man to contact. He wrote a letter to the kid’s parents, filled with stern language. Yet the kid still hits his head against the fence. Some days, I find bloody dents in my fence, and I can only assume they are a result of this kid’s senseless head violence. J. Wade Smith’s letter appears to have had no effect, other than causing the kid’s parents to avoid me. As if I’m the bad guy in this situation. I mean, they’re the ones who raised a kid to bash his head against metal structures. Weirdly enough, the kid’s father’s name is also J. Wade Smith. I wonder if they’re related. It might explain the complete ineffectiveness of the letter.

A few months back, some squirrels kept dragging their nuts across my designer fence. I was worried that the constant acorn abuse could possibly result in damage to the finish on the fence metal. After Mr. Smith posted a very threatening letter to a tree near the property, the tea bagging of my metal safety barrier has stopped. If you need an attorney that knows how to handle a squirrel’s nuts, this is your guy!

Best metal fence attorney in the south. Whether your neighbor is a transient 12 year old or still a playful 6 year old, this guy puts the defense in your fence; literally. One call (or letter), that's all. Somebody get Mr. J a billboard, since he can't even be found on Facebook.