La Cheese Cake

Junior's sent out a catalogue with a guarantee, "If this isn't the best cheesecake you've ever sank your teeth into, we'll refund your money. No questions asked." Cost was $25 per cake (it's probably higher, now) plus much for shipping. I ordered some, thinking it might be better than La Cheesecake. NO WAY! I called. The first person asked a question and then said she'd have someone call me back. The owner called me! He asked me questions. I told him that it may be the best cheesecake that HE ever tasted but if he wanted to know the best one I'VE tasted, he can go to La Cheesecake in College Point. He was so arrogant that he wanted to come to my home and pick them up. The only reason that I was able to get a refund was by charging it and disputing it by mailing in the guarantee.